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German Scary Stories for Children- Surviving a German Childhood

German Scary Stories for Children- Surviving a German Childhood

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Growing up it never occurred to me that the books and Fairy Tales I read were that different, but as it turns out the biggest difference between growing up with American Parents and German Parents can be found in the stories we are read/told as children. My American friends grew up hearing about Cinderella being dressed by mice… my German friends and I were sung songs about the Thirty Years War… Face it, Germany has a long, and sometimes dark history. And in the eyes of a certain generation of Germans, the best way to prepare children for the real world is to scare them into behaving. Sure, you might fall of of the horse into a ditch, and be eaten by Ravens (next time hang on!)… but German scary stories for Children are taught with love .

What’s really funny is how, as a child, I never really noticed how violent or even disturbing the stories are (sure, I never sucked my thumbs again…). It’s only now, that I’m realizing just how strange they are to outsiders (honestly, Struwelliese’s mother wasn’t REALLY going to drown her).

See how many you remember…

German Scary Stories for Children-

This sweet little Nursery Rhyme book , Schweinchen-Schlachten Würstchen Machen Quiek Quiek Quiek (Slaughtering pigs, making sausages, Quiek, Quiek, Quiek)… (presumably quiek is the sound a dying pig makes) lures you in with lovely illustrations… But riders fall off horses, war breaks out, and parents are feeding kids Wine Soup (made from red wine, butter and sugar… sound’s interesting).

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One of the stranger rhymes is about the little baby who wanted to be carried everywhere, but is unsatisfied with the brook, horse, and snail that carry her, so she ends up stuck in a tree by her hair… (the rhyme does point out that she doesn’t die… and she’s probably still hanging there today)

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Hoppa Hoppa Reiter

I loved sitting on Opa’s knee and bouncing while we sang… and my kids loved it too. What kid wouldn’t? But have you ever really considered the words?

Hoppe, hoppe, Reiter
Wenn er fällt, dann schreit er
Fällt er in den Graben
Fressen ihn die Raben
Fällt er in den Sumpf
Macht der Reiter plumps!

Hop, hop, rider
If he falls he will scream.
If he falls into the ditch,
He will be eaten by the ravens.
If he falls into the mud,
The rider falls with a splash!

WHAT? Scream? EATEN BY RAVENS! That will teach you to hold on tight….



Maikäfer Flieg

Maikäfer Flieg is a sweet song, something my mother would sing when rocking me and my sister to sleep.

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But the song goes back to the Thirty Years War. 8 million people died as a result of fighting, and the famine and disease that followed. (At least the Maikäfer…Maibug… is safe)

Maikäfer flieg!
Dein Vater ist im Krieg!
Dein’ Mutter ist in Pommerland,
Pommerland ist abgebrannt.
Maikäfer flieg!

Maikäfer fly!
Your father is in the war!
Your mother is in Pommerania,
Pommerania has burned up.
Maikäfer fly!

Rotkäppchen- Little Red Riding Hood

The Grimm’s Fairy Tales book that I grew up with was much more… um… gruesome than the sanitized version than the one my American friends grew up with. We all know how the story goes… Red Riding Hood heads off through the forest to see her grandmother (my book had her carrying a bottle of wine), when she meets the wolf. He races ahead to eat the Grandmother…This is where the story shifts. In German versions, when Red arrives, he eats her too (after the “Big Eyes Big Teeth” speech). Fortunately, a hunter comes along, hears the wolf snoring loudly, and becomes suspicious (I can’t imagine what he would have thought of MY Oma’s snores… but I digress). He takes scissors and cuts open the wolf’s stomach! Red jumps out, then Grandmother jumps out. They decide to FOOL the wolf by filling his stomach with rocks and sewing it shut. When the wolf wakes up thirsty, he goes to the well for a drink, and falls in. Red, Grandmother and the Hunter end up doing a happy dance. Moral of the story? Be careful in the woods… don’t talk to wolves… and work on your sewing skills.

Daumenlutscher- the Thumbsucker

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The story of the Daumenlutscher was one of the German Scary stories that had a strong impact on my life. I was the kid who sucked her fingers. My parents tried everything. Finally they reached for Heinrich Hoffmann’s “Struwwelpeter stories.” Doctor Hoffmann wrote them after he couldn’t find a book for his THREE YEAR OLD that had proper moral lessons. The Daumenlutscher (Konrad) was a child who sucked his thumbs. His mother left him home alone one day with these words of warning:

“Ich geh’aus und du bleibst da.
Sei hübsch ordentlich und fromm,
Bis nach Haus ich wieder komm’.
Und vor allem, Konrad hör’!
Lutsche nich am Daumen mehr:
Denn der Schneider mit der Scher’
Kommt sonst ganz geschwind daher,
Und die Daumen schneidet er
Ab, als ob Paper wär'”

I’m going out, you stay here
Say orderly and well behaved
until I come back home
And above all else, Konrad LISTEN
Don’t suck your thumbs anymore!
Otherwise the Tailor with his scissors
will come here like the wind!
And cut off your thumbs
Like they were paper.

So, naturally, the second mom is out the door, Konrad jams his thumb into his mouth. BAM! The door opens, the tailor and the giant scissors rush in… and SNIP. Mom gets home, and Konrad looks sad (SAD?) standing there without his thumbs.

(I never sucked my fingers again…)

Die gar traurige Geschichte mit dem Feuerzeug- the Very sad story about Matches

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Got a kid who likes to play with matches? Dr Hoffman had a story for her too. Paulinchen loved to watch fire, and didn’t listen when the cats, Minz and Muanz told her not to play with matches (to be fair… who takes advice from cats?). And oops! Her dress caught fire, then her hand, then her hair… then Paulinchen when up in flames.
The final scene is the cats crying over a pile of ashes….

Max und Moritz

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Wilhelm Busch wrote the Max and Moritz stories as social commentary about all of the young people without parents who had no direction. PARENTS took these stories as a great lesson for children about playing pranks and causing mischief. Maikäfer make an appearance again, when Max and Moritz put them into the bed of Onkel Fritz (they also steal chickens, saw a bridge and put gunpowder in the Organist’s pipe). The story ends with the boys being ground up by the miller, and fed to the ducks. (All I can think is “that escalated quickly”)

And those sound effects “Rickeracke the mill goes with crunching sounds…

Struwelliese

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I had a few heroines while growing up, one was Pippi Longstocking, the other was Struwelliese. Cilly Schmitt Teichmann wrote the story because Struwwelpeter was about a messy boy, and girls needed to clean up their act too. Now, I never really saw anything odd about it (and pulling veggies instead of weeds made perfect sense to me), until a friend pointed out that Liese’s mother PUSHED HER DAUGHTER’S FACE into the washbasin. (My response… “oh, is that wrong?”) (although, in retrospect, the mother does look a bit TOO gleeful) . And then further in the story, she’s reading while crossing the street (I’ve done that) and gets hit by a car. Ouch.

Naturally, after this she’s a model citizen… and I lost interest.

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Krampus

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To be fair, I only learned about Krampus more recently (I grew up with Knecht Ruprecht who was scary, but not a monster). Here in the US, my guy says that when he misbehaved, there was a threat of coal in his stocking (which never really happened). But in Germany, the threat was more dire. A MONSTER would take you away in a sack! Presumably to eat you. (Although, there was also danger of being beaten with a stick.) Merry Christmas!

Surviving German Childhood

Still, in the end, we somehow survived a German Childhood (more or less… support group meets on Thursdays, and we need someone to bring napkins). Maybe scary stories and cautionary tales had a different effect in a world without Sponge Bob? And they didn’t really go away, my daughter is still terrified that her Oma will cut off her tongue if she doesn’t stop sticking it out at her brother!

Find your Favorite German Scary  Stories Here

Die Klassiker - Der Struwwelpeter, Max und Moritz und die Struwwelliese: Klassiker 3 Titel in einem BuchDie Klassiker – Der Struwwelpeter, Max und Moritz und die Struwwelliese: Klassiker 3 Titel in einem BuchDie Klassiker - Der Struwwelpeter, Max und Moritz und die Struwwelliese: Klassiker 3 Titel in einem BuchStruwwelpeter: Fearful Stories and Vile Pictures to Instruct Good Little FolksStruwwelpeter: Fearful Stories and Vile Pictures to Instruct Good Little FolksStruwwelpeter: Fearful Stories and Vile Pictures to Instruct Good Little Folks

 

The Original Folk and Fairy Tales of the Brothers Grimm: The Complete First EditionThe Original Folk and Fairy Tales of the Brothers Grimm: The Complete First EditionThe Original Folk and Fairy Tales of the Brothers Grimm: The Complete First Edition

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Comment(3)

  1. Thank you for “Hoppe, Hoppe Reiter”. My Opa used to set me on his leg and recite that poem and then let me slip to the floor. I could remember the words to all but that last sentence. Now I feel complete!
    Also, when my hair looked unkempt, my Dad called me “Struvvelpeter.”

  2. have an English copy of the original Grim stories my Oma sent me for my birth day when I was 8 years old. I think my Grandchild would enjoy all the blood and gore now adays.

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